I am not looking for my circa 1996, 19 year old bum. Only the one that I possessed at the beginning of the summer. A recent cold snap sent me into jeans that seem to have shrunk in the closet. As did the next pair...and the next. I have come to the conclusion that somewhere in the last 2-3 months I must have set down my bum and picked up someone else's. This one doesn't fit me.
I am mentally retracing my July & August steps.
- Maybe I left it at the gym? No I put my gym membership on hold of the summer. That can't be it.
- Maybe it's in the one of the lawn chairs? I clearly remember sitting it there many times with a bag of chips.
- Maybe it's with the empty red wine bottles? There seems to have grown quite a collection.
Truly it's a mystery.
Should you see my bum, could you please let it know that I miss it and I would like it back. We have a cruise planned together for October and I'm worried the port authorities are going to think I'm trying to smuggle in a bag of fish.
You. Are Hilarious.
ReplyDeletetoo cute, Jaime! You'll find it in very short order, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteI loveeeeee your sense of humor!!!!! Thanks for sharing and making me laugh out LOUD, again:).
ReplyDeleteit's really not fair of you to make me suddenly expel my drink out of my nose. you should really have posted a warning. I may have to report you.
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